{"id":57,"date":"2025-04-22T14:26:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-22T14:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/?p=57"},"modified":"2025-05-19T22:34:32","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T22:34:32","slug":"non-local-leper-invents-rape-everyone-angry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Non-Local Leper Invents Rape; Angers Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAOS<\/strong> in Mithil Stonedown as last week a stranger bearing the likeness of Berek Half-hand descended from Kevin&#8217;s Watch to invent the concept of rape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>MITHIL STONEDOWN<\/strong> \u2014 This came after unusual storms were seen around Kevin&#8217;s Watch. Many noted the weather with forboding, but an innocent young girl and aspiring Lore-master named Lena was driven by her curiosity to examine the site. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She found thereupon a two-fingered man having successfully fought a vile cloud of darkness, declaring himself both a victor and a &#8220;Leper&#8221;, which this publication now understands to mean &#8220;completely evil arsehole&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a display of typical Stonedownor kindness, she took the wounded stranger to a hearth of hurtloam to unburden him of his self-stated ails. He insisted his distinction from Berek Half-Hand, which Lena, in her childish trusting, thought at the time to be humility.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She returned with him to Mithil Stonedown, at which point he was invited into the homes of Atiaran and Trell for respite. There, the balding, Berek-handed oddity\u2014naming himself Thomas Covenant\u2014proceeded to whisk their daughter away to the banks of the Mithil and commit a crime heretofore unknown, even by those wedded to Lord Foul the Despoiler&#8217;s malice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unfortunately, he escaped justice as easily as he escaped the burdens of decency. Atiaran Trell-mate had that same day committed to shepard him on his quest to deliver a divine message to the Loresraat before his crime came to light, and he fled in great haste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The crime was reported not by the victim herself, who, in her innocence, takes a shame none have given, but by her Stonedownor betrothed. In discovering the aftermath, he thus swore vengeance upon the Raver who had enforced the cruelty of his will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His swearing was met with much community support, including a signed greetings card and a fundraising bake sale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beware, travellers \u2014 this Leper assigns himself &#8220;Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever&#8221;, and he wields the image of Berek Half-hand against the unsuspecting. A befouled, unmastered white-gold ring disguises his villainy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unbeliever he may be, he inspired within us a belief at the evils of man. I hope Drool bashes his fucking head in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong>Note:<\/strong> The Stonedown Lowdown newspaper does not endorse support of The Despiser nor his minions.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHAOS in Mithil Stonedown as last week a stranger bearing the likeness of Berek Half-hand descended from Kevin&#8217;s Watch to&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":58,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thomas-covenant","tag-thomas-covenant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/88"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fandom-reporter.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}